We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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