That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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