you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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