sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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