They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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