When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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