the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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