At least make sure they are 18
Why
I need help removing her.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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