Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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