Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
