I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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