So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Dear god my vagina.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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