just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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