And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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