Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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