He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
where does the pee come out of this thing
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
