Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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