just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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