Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Me too!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It's rum buckets o'clock
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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