I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
