This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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