We won't sleep together?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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