Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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