Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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