Do you still have your period?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
where does the pee come out of this thing
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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