Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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