Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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