If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
did i just pee glitter
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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