we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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