i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
