As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
40s are totally the cure
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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