She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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