WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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