Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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