But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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