Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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