we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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