Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
