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wat bout pragnant strippers??
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
