i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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