i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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