Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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