Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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