marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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