we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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