I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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