Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
