I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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