nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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