i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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